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Free Mr Spid

In this small box sits my new deskmate Mr Spid, a tiny spider who thought it acceptable to creep into my bathroom in search of seasonal spider sex.

I have incarcerated him for this behaviour and he will only be freed when he has captured 3 small flies in atonement. The downside is that I now need to capture 3 small flies to give him a fighting chance. #freemrspid

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Jun 18, 2023

Well, an update. Mr Spid has completed his mission and caught and despatched 3 flies. Since this was our arrangement, I have released him to go in search of fornication and the death which follows shortly after (tough work being a spider).

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